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Ik Heb Muse gezien ^^ en 2 shirts aan overgehouden! AANBID ME!

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Some people have some weird fetishes. Which is fine. Then they take photos of them, which is not.

<Tirxus> I had to google "jfgi" to see what it meant. The irony is overwhelming.

life is like a toilet roll, when it's near the end, you panic

The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?


*mIRC quote*
<tirxus> you know what the best line would be to pick up a girl?
<ninjy> err.....you've got cute eyes?
<tirxus> "does this rag smells like chloroform to you?"
<ninjy> heh that would be my second line
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<ahref> GOD
<ahref> BETRAYED BY MY PHONE
<ahref> I was at school, and this hot girl started talking to me
<ahref> And she was all like "Hey, you're not as geeky as I thought you were"
<ahref> And I'm like "Yeah, I know. I'm actually not geeky at all."
<ahref> And then my phone starts ringing
<ahref> And it's the FF7 victory theme
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<DW>So, I had to get a colonoscopy today
<DW>That's where they stick a camera up your ass and take pictures of your intestines
<Relentless>that's just great
<DW>Anyway, that part wasn't bad, the bad part was the prep for it
<pyr0>which was...
<DW>I didn't eat anything yesterday. Starting at 3 PM I had to drink about 2 liters of this shit that would help clear my intestines out. Basically, from 3 PM until about 12 I had SEVERE abdominal cramps. I mean severe. I'm talking about rolling around on the floor punching shit severe
<DW>Anyway, during this, I started to get horny for some reason
<DW>It was a strange feeling really. Not even being able to stand up because of crippling pains, and yet at the same time, having a raging boner and wanting to jack off
<Relentless>this wont end well
<DW>Anyway, I had been shitting brown water since 3 (that's what the nasty shit I drank did), and I needed to again. But since I had a huge boner I figured I'll take care of it while I'm in the can. So, I'm standing over the toilet cranking one off, and I'm getting the shits, so I sit down. Just before I'm about to cum, I start feeling like I'm going to puke. Now, I had vomit brewing for awhile. You know that feeling you get when you're going to puke? When you start to feel sick and start salivating a lot? I had been getting that since I went to the bathroom. Anyway it built up enough that I started VIOLENTLY and LOUDLY puking. I'm fucking lucky the sink is right next to the toilet. The force of this caused me to begin shooting shit-water out of my ass with the force of a pressure washer. The spasming of my entire body caused my hand to move around enough that I started cumming.
<DW>So after all was said and done, I had a line of fire burning a line from my balls to and up my asscrack, puke in the sink, and cum covering my legs.
<DW>Yeah yesterday was not a good day :\
*LONG pause*
<pyr0>...
<Neo>what the fuck
<SSB>.....
<CT_Frog>o_o
<MMB>You have lived more in that one moment than anyone else in their entire lives
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<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
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<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
<anamexis> :<
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<%Hamtaro> I tried to register the AIM name "Your mother"
<%Hamtaro> And got this
<%Hamtaro> Create a Screen Name
<%Hamtaro>
<%Hamtaro> Sorry, Your mother is already in use
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<Chris> man.. i've got such a bad cold, I keep gettin nosebleeds. it's awful
* Joins #aesir: -Mike0r-
<Chris> I mean, last night.. I blew my load into a tissue right
<Chris> but it just started bleeding...
<Chris> I had to pinch it to stop it, cos it bleeds for ages
<Chris> I swear one day it'll happen and i'll die from blood loss
* Quits: -Mik0r- (Quit: what. the. fuck. note to self, don't ever hang out with you guys.. ever)
<Dan> ehh
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<dez> lol got some hot lesbian thinking im one
<g0dly1> heh, same, actually, just sent her a pic of my ex
<dez> .....
<dez> is your sceenname josihawt190?
<g0dly1> yes
<g0dly1> FUCK
<dez> oh shit
<g0dly1> we never speak of this to anyone
<dez> agreed
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<Jay> Did you hear about the Linux-car finishing last in the indy500?
<MrBeek> I did now ;-)
<MrBeek> Not surprised though... You know how impossible it is to find a decent driver for linux hardware?
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<+llamaInAbox> i have lint in my eye
<+llamaInAbox> this is not nice
<+ApEtc> Remove it
<+llamaInAbox> the eye?
<+ApEtc> Whichever stops your complaining
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<thefwf> I just realised something while watching spongebob with my mates
<thefwf> They were like "wtf, how come the food stays on the plate underwater"
<thefwf> and I was like
<thefwf> "WHY IS THERE A TALKING SPONGE LIVING IN A FUCKING PINEAPPLE"
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<k3tty> nfi
<APULYG> Whats nfi?
<TBC> no fucking idea.
<APULYG> Well shut up then if you dont know
* TBC beats the crap out of APU for being s00pid.
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Erik: when did anakin skywalker become evil?
Melissa: when?!
Erik: in the sith grade!
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<Facade> Vista is like an extra thick condom. More safe but slightly less fun....
<Facade> Hah, even viruses have compatibility issues >_<
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<Boycy> ooh, find me an ip
<Boycy> have a 3line batch file to send the same net send msg until you push Ctrl+C
<Hub-Security> boycy has ip: 137.222.226.67
<Kameleon> 137.222.226.67
<Boycy> excuse me for a few seconds...
<Boycy> FUCKER
<Kameleon> lmao
<Boycy> I know how to find *my* ip you bastard
<Boycy> 600 shitty net send boxes oh god I hate you
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<Dan_Dinh> *yet?
<Dan_Dinh> you haven't done the review ye ?
<Spik3balloon> holy crap, dan can see into the future
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~ I hate gravity, it's always keepin me down.

~ Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

~ ik ben dus Mark..(read below for more details)

~ ben dus 22..*note to self 2e keer dat ik het veel te laat aanpas *(vaker aanpassen deze shit ) *op 29 september kom ik er achter dus dat er nog 20 stond XD(was vorig jaar al XD)*

~ woont ergens in een huisje in almelo
* de beruchte stad met HET cafe genaamd De Stam * (was het ooit eens *zucht* )

~ ben aardig klein ...(maar 1,75 metertjes..zucht...)

~ verdoe mijn tijd met het bekijken van quotes op bash.org en gamen + school en het lezen van de LFGcomic strips ^^

~ ongelovelijk impulsief *jaja..eerst iets zeggen..dan pas nadenken wat ik dan eigenlijk gezegd heb..heeeeel handig vaak *

~ een ongelovelijke dromer..(in de zin van als je wat zegt standaard reactie van "huh? wat?" )

~ mja..meestal vrolijk,

~ doet niet vaak ergens echt moeilijk over..

~ mja..anyways..ben maar een simpele gamer (hoe kan het ook anders


ff een opsomming van game consoles die ik bezit

~ NES <-- voor de patatgeneratie..das dat grijze ding met het klepje en het legendarische spel Duck Hunt met de lightgun
~ Gameboy <-- dat oude grijze lompe geval
~ Sega Mega Drive
~ Sega Game Gear <-- portable geval van sega
~ Nintendo DS
~ N64
~ Gamecube
~ Wii <-- Wii Sports still ftw ^^
~ Playstation 1
~ Playstation 2 <-- Guitar Hero verslaafd
~ Playstation 3 <-- GTA IV ^^
~ PSP <-- daar is die dan eindelijk!
~ XboX
~ XboX 360
~ 2 pc's <-- werken allebei niet meer..maar te lui om te repareren
en mezelf dan nog vervelen..tja...het is een kunst




Likes :
Mn N64 + Gamecube met de 4 uitgebrachte Zelda titels
gamen...

Griekse mythologie (god of war )

Kingdom Hearts serie *final fantasy meets disney

slapen,

pizza,

slapen,

bier,

slapen,

Project 86 luisteren *doet het nu ook *,

slapen,

Rolo,

zwart,

rood,

roze (sorry is gewoon een mooie kleur ),

slapen,

de smiley hier

heb ik slapen al genoemd?

berichtjes

een skateboard dat nog heel is

quotes

vet kleurrijk dit profiel met al die <-- smiley's

Dislikes :
ok...1 ding nog ff...gebruik alinea's als je echt een lul verhaal hebt...maak het dan ook leesbaar die dingen zijn niet voor niets bedacht...

Bands :
(jaaa eindelijk gesorteerd )
Alien Ant Farm (toch sommige nummers zijn goed..)
Cirrus
Coba *jaja het is maar 1 persoon*
Darling violetta
Feeder
Fort Minor
From Autumn to ashes
Funeral for a friend
Godsmack
guano apes
Hunderd Reasons
Idlewild
Jimmy Eat World
Lacuna coil <-- live gezien op dauwpop
Less than Jake
Linkin Park
Lostprophets
Madina Lake <-- super om live te zien! @de lantaarn
Metallica
Ministry
Morningwood
Muse
Nailpin (don't ask..I just like it)
Nine Inch Nails (koewle shit )
pax217
project 68
Queens of the stone age
Rage against the machine
Rice against
Septembre
Slipknot
Smashing Pumpkins
Snow Patrol
Spiderbait
Static-X
Stomprocket <-- nice bandje
Sugarcult
System of a down
The Rasmus <-- live gezien @ dauwpop
Therapy?
Tool
Unwritten Law

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